- Mandatory tooth brushing law.
- Dental Re-education centers.
- Preventative dental maintenance detention facilities.
- Genetically engineered winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.
- Free Pony for every America.
- A federal Pony identification program.
- Harnessing the power of zombies as a clean energy source.
Let's see if we can get him to run with Rent-is-too-high-man on a double ticket.