Monday, May 7, 2012

Best Birthday Present ever

Holy crap, this is awesome:

Evil Clown Hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’
If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.
The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.
Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there.

This is not going to end nicely. This is a lawsuit (or a murder) waiting to happen.