Here's a little item I came across at the Wound and Wound toy company way, way, waaaay back in the day. The set came with a cheap, knock-off Godzilla figure, a bunch of generic army men, and a little Jesus figure that looked like a cake topper or something, as well as a plastic mat with terrain for them to fight on. The King of the Monsters versus the Kind of the Jews, who will win?
I think Godzilla would be in the ocean, and Jesus would change the water into wine, after which Godzilla would get drunk and pass out.
This particular toy is now the property of my pal Enshohoma, check out his artwork here.
