My New Favorite Movie

The Awesomeness of Vermin Supreme

I've found my new favorite politician. Meet Vermin Supreme. He's the friendly fascist, he's the tyrant that you should trust. We should let him run our lives, because he does know what's best for us.  Let's see what he stands for:

• Mandatory tooth brushing law.
• Dental Re-education centers.
• Preventative dental maintenance detention facilities.
• Genetically engineered winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.
• Free Pony for every America.
• A federal Pony identification program.
• Harnessing the power of zombies as a clean energy source.

Let's see if we can get him to run with Rent-is-too-high-man on a double ticket.