<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148</id><updated>2012-01-26T07:22:45.531-08:00</updated><category term='st. 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church'/><category term='hawaii'/><category term='Asian'/><category term='metroid'/><category term='menace'/><category term='christians'/><category term='horror. movie'/><category term='rapture'/><category term='food'/><category term='juice'/><category term='Borneo'/><category term='log'/><category term='religion'/><category term='japan'/><category term='Shikari'/><category term='anime'/><category term='coffee'/><category term='tea'/><category term='vocaloid'/><category term='vermin'/><title type='text'>Meat Monkey's House of Weirdness</title><subtitle type='html'>Weird, strange, and funny stuff.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>42</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-6591101349653076089</id><published>2011-12-23T22:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-23T22:21:11.551-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='log'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shit log'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><title type='text'>The "Shit log" of Christmas</title><content type='html'>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Alq7XgvPb4c/TvVqI9U59GI/AAAAAAAACPE/M7rA1m6Hs4I/s1600/Nens_fent_cagar_el_Ti%25C3%25B3.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="217" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Alq7XgvPb4c/TvVqI9U59GI/AAAAAAAACPE/M7rA1m6Hs4I/s320/Nens_fent_cagar_el_Ti%25C3%25B3.png" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today I learned about the &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%C3%B3_de_Nadal"&gt;Tió de Nadal&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;/i&gt;a part of a Christmas tradition from Catalonia (which is, for people who don't know, an eastern region of Spain.) Every year a large log is hollowed out, and "fed" with treats, candy, and other yummy things through the month of December, whereupon on Christmas eve the children beat the log with sticks and scream "SHIT LOG! SHIT LOG!" after which the log excretes the candy for their enjoyment. When the Tió is finished shitting, it will poop out a picked herring, or a piece of garlic.  Not making this up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The log is nicknamed the "Caga tió" or "Shitting Log," and usually has two legs, a goofy face, and wears a traditional Catalan stocking cap. Apparently this tradition is pretty widespread and commercialized in Spain, kind of the same way we here in America take the kids to go see Santa Claus at the mall, except if Santa was made of wood and you had to brutalize him with a stick whilst commanding him to defecate candy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merry Christmas everyone!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AEZkqNRquYY/TvVqMVJXI1I/AAAAAAAACPM/q6II2o1_R1c/s1600/shit+log+of+Christmas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="255" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AEZkqNRquYY/TvVqMVJXI1I/AAAAAAAACPM/q6II2o1_R1c/s320/shit+log+of+Christmas.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;SHIT LOG!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-6591101349653076089?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/6591101349653076089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/12/shit-log-of-christmas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6591101349653076089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6591101349653076089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/12/shit-log-of-christmas.html' title='The &quot;Shit log&quot; of Christmas'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Alq7XgvPb4c/TvVqI9U59GI/AAAAAAAACPE/M7rA1m6Hs4I/s72-c/Nens_fent_cagar_el_Ti%25C3%25B3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-4338864157565700602</id><published>2011-12-10T21:51:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-10T21:51:26.411-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vocaloid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vegetable juice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anime'/><title type='text'>Vegetable Juice</title><content type='html'>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8TeP6uUy4Dk" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;p&gt;The older I get, the stranger the world seems to become.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-4338864157565700602?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/4338864157565700602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/12/vegetable-juice.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4338864157565700602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4338864157565700602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/12/vegetable-juice.html' title='Vegetable Juice'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/8TeP6uUy4Dk/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-6789909579124830287</id><published>2011-12-01T20:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-01T20:33:35.788-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kaiju'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='king kong'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='India'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shikari'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bollywood'/><title type='text'>Shikari (1963) - Another Indian King Kong movie</title><content type='html'>Since I posted a link to Banglar King Kong last time, I think it's only fair that we check out India's version of the Kong story. Shikari (1963) loosely follows the same plot, but somehow there's a mad scientist in there somewhere. Also, expect a few good musical numbers too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch on Veoh below:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.veoh.com/watch/v202169899x2ZpRtM?h1=Shikari+Part+1"&gt;http://www.veoh.com/watch/v202169899x2ZpRtM?h1=Shikari+Part+1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.veoh.com//watch/v20215601nmqt8czx?h1=Shikari+Part+2"&gt;http://www.veoh.com//watch/v20215601nmqt8czx?h1=Shikari+Part+2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SpLXqGRGtiw/TthU9_bbKAI/AAAAAAAACNg/Z_ubKzFuvG4/s1600/shikari_kingkong3-1+%25281%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="163" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SpLXqGRGtiw/TthU9_bbKAI/AAAAAAAACNg/Z_ubKzFuvG4/s320/shikari_kingkong3-1+%25281%2529.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Enjoy!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-6789909579124830287?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/6789909579124830287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/12/shikari-1963-another-indian-king-kong.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6789909579124830287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6789909579124830287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/12/shikari-1963-another-indian-king-kong.html' title='Shikari (1963) - Another Indian King Kong movie'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SpLXqGRGtiw/TthU9_bbKAI/AAAAAAAACNg/Z_ubKzFuvG4/s72-c/shikari_kingkong3-1+%25281%2529.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-2084787974318306768</id><published>2011-11-27T11:40:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-27T11:47:52.049-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kaiju'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='king kong'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giant monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ape'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monkey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='banglar king kong'/><title type='text'>Banglar King Kong</title><content type='html'>One thing I can never get enough of is bad giant monkey movies. In 2010, this&amp;nbsp;unlicensed&amp;nbsp;King Kong rip off was produced in Bangladesh. Not only does it feature quite possibly the worst looking giant gorilla suit ever, but practically all of the special effects shots of note are stolen from the &lt;i&gt;De Laurentis 1976 King Kong&lt;/i&gt; movie. &amp;nbsp;On top of all that, it's a musical. I present to you the&amp;nbsp;awesomeness&amp;nbsp;that is Banglar King Kong:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qiAoB6hFemM/TtKTufKE8TI/AAAAAAAACMw/40jTQLhiJO8/s1600/banglar+king+kong+01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="240" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qiAoB6hFemM/TtKTufKE8TI/AAAAAAAACMw/40jTQLhiJO8/s320/banglar+king+kong+01.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dngyydfD9lM/TtKTyIXunaI/AAAAAAAACM4/Aexf3LNj6vk/s1600/banglar+king+kong+02.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="240" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dngyydfD9lM/TtKTyIXunaI/AAAAAAAACM4/Aexf3LNj6vk/s320/banglar+king+kong+02.png" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://moviemaat.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;view=article&amp;amp;id=728:banglar-king-kong&amp;amp;catid=1:bangla-movies&amp;amp;Itemid=10"&gt;http://moviemaat.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;view=article&amp;amp;id=728:banglar-king-kong&amp;amp;catid=1:bangla-movies&amp;amp;Itemid=10&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The movie can be viewed streaming from the above links in it's entirety. There are no subtitles, but it's not like you really need them anyway. If anyone knows where I can purchase an English subbed version of this movie on DVD please leave a comment.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Enjoy!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-2084787974318306768?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/2084787974318306768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/11/banglar-king-kong.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2084787974318306768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2084787974318306768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/11/banglar-king-kong.html' title='Banglar King Kong'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qiAoB6hFemM/TtKTufKE8TI/AAAAAAAACMw/40jTQLhiJO8/s72-c/banglar+king+kong+01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-6542407371246597245</id><published>2011-11-26T21:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-26T21:47:48.330-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kaiju'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giant monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Kaiju music videos</title><content type='html'>It's been quite a while since I've posted on this blog, so I promise that I'll start coming around here more often. In the mean time, please enjoy a few music videos with giant monsters in them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kaiju Beach Party:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AK_ma1Q_w-s" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Mastodon "Deathbound" video.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xr9_e4ySRYA" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-6542407371246597245?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/6542407371246597245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/11/kaiju-music-videos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6542407371246597245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6542407371246597245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/11/kaiju-music-videos.html' title='Kaiju music videos'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/AK_ma1Q_w-s/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-7734309658694853303</id><published>2011-04-29T20:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-29T20:39:58.847-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sonic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='megaman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='link'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='super mario'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Final Fantasy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='metroid'/><title type='text'>The Last Supper</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-10Zk85IYHv0/TbuEaIeq_iI/AAAAAAAAB2U/nsTtVPLwyFg/s1600/last%2Bsupper.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 192px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-10Zk85IYHv0/TbuEaIeq_iI/AAAAAAAAB2U/nsTtVPLwyFg/s400/last%2Bsupper.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601216146052939298" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Found via &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/h07s8/last_supper/"&gt;Reddit.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-7734309658694853303?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/7734309658694853303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/04/last-supper.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7734309658694853303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7734309658694853303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/04/last-supper.html' title='The Last Supper'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-10Zk85IYHv0/TbuEaIeq_iI/AAAAAAAAB2U/nsTtVPLwyFg/s72-c/last%2Bsupper.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-4059824542049464494</id><published>2011-02-26T10:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-26T10:24:10.400-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WBC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='westboro baptist church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Pakman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anonymous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='midweekpolitics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hacking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hackers'/><title type='text'>Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Church Website During Live Confrontation</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;This is some truly funny stuff. Apparently the WBC has been trying to gain publicity by hoaxing a "war" with Anonymous, who also evidently were not interested. At 8:20 in the video Anon defaces the WBC website, while they are talking. Owned.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJwSjor4hM"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJwSjor4hM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Screencap of the defaced WBC page.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://img19.imageshack.us/i/anonymouswestborotakedo.jpg/"&gt;http://img19.imageshack.us/i/anonymouswestborotakedo.jpg/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OZJwSjor4hM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-4059824542049464494?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/4059824542049464494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/02/anonymous-hacks-westboro-baptist-church.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4059824542049464494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4059824542049464494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/02/anonymous-hacks-westboro-baptist-church.html' title='Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Church Website During Live Confrontation'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/OZJwSjor4hM/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-7339017923229023751</id><published>2011-01-29T20:27:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-01T00:16:19.178-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='basketball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><title type='text'>Kid dunks self through basketball hoop</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kDMCCnncftg" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!???!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-7339017923229023751?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/7339017923229023751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/01/kid-dunks-self-through-basketball-hoop.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7339017923229023751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7339017923229023751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/01/kid-dunks-self-through-basketball-hoop.html' title='Kid dunks self through basketball hoop'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/kDMCCnncftg/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-7303968617728934343</id><published>2011-01-16T13:38:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-16T13:38:55.122-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><title type='text'>Games at extra difficulty</title><content type='html'>In German, but still funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FoIZVRF4IZ8?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FoIZVRF4IZ8?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-7303968617728934343?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/7303968617728934343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/01/games-at-extra-difficulty.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7303968617728934343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7303968617728934343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2011/01/games-at-extra-difficulty.html' title='Games at extra difficulty'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-2734625136251633515</id><published>2010-12-12T11:15:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-12T11:18:27.369-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='punk rock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cupcakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Punk Rock Cupcakes</title><content type='html'>Saw this up on &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ekkab/the_best_mom_a_punk_rocker_could_ask_for/"&gt;Reddit&lt;/a&gt; today. Even Punk Rock people need cupcakes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TQUfoF1g2rI/AAAAAAAABkk/4OklS5NO47s/s1600/Punk%2BRock%2Bcupcakes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 313px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TQUfoF1g2rI/AAAAAAAABkk/4OklS5NO47s/s400/Punk%2BRock%2Bcupcakes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5549876889425861298" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-2734625136251633515?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/2734625136251633515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/12/punk-rock-cupcakes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2734625136251633515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2734625136251633515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/12/punk-rock-cupcakes.html' title='Punk Rock Cupcakes'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TQUfoF1g2rI/AAAAAAAABkk/4OklS5NO47s/s72-c/Punk%2BRock%2Bcupcakes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-6606298503157942007</id><published>2010-11-15T07:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-12T11:12:48.181-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='westboro baptist church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='protest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cults'/><title type='text'>Backlash against the Westboro Baptist church in OK</title><content type='html'>Via joemygod.blogsot.com:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/11/oklahoma-westboro-church-gets-tires.html"&gt;http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/11/oklahoma-westboro-church-gets-tires.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Members of Westboro Baptist Church returned to their minivan &lt;a href="http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&amp;amp;articleid=20101114_11_A12_CUTLIN105145&amp;amp;allcom=1"&gt;to find its tires slashed&lt;/a&gt; after their picket of the funeral of a McAlester, Oklahoma soldier.   And every shop in town refused to make any repairs. &lt;/blockquote&gt;Can't say I feel too bad for these people. Maybe if this happened every place they go they'd finally grow a brain and we'd stop hearing about these zeroes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A related video of a restaurant that put up a sign stating the Westboro Baptist Church is not welcome:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="640"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y3cpL4FrmLg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y3cpL4FrmLg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="640"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-6606298503157942007?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/6606298503157942007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/11/backlash-against-westboro-baptist.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6606298503157942007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6606298503157942007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/11/backlash-against-westboro-baptist.html' title='Backlash against the Westboro Baptist church in OK'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-9222688989158996825</id><published>2010-11-11T08:57:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-11T09:07:31.342-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scroll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lovecraft'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LARP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dagon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tsathoggua'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cthulhu'/><title type='text'>Cthulhu Mythos scrolls - more stuff I made</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TNwg2wYU5qI/AAAAAAAABgc/TZ_jVYfPXZ4/s1600/Tothsugga_scan_02_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TNwgpgyc_eI/AAAAAAAABgU/SfoEebr7B1c/s1600/Dagon_Scan_05_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TNwgpgyc_eI/AAAAAAAABgU/SfoEebr7B1c/s400/Dagon_Scan_05_small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538337539307142626" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Hello folks! Welcome to another edition of "Stuff That I made." Here we have some scroll-props featuring characters from H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos. I recently showed these at the Long Beach Comic Con and got a lot of positive feedback (as well as sales!) The top scroll is the "Litany of Dagon," featuring the father deity of the Deep Ones. The bottom is the "Codex Tsathoggua," showing the slothful fur covered bat-toad god being attended by his servitor ghouls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TNwg2wYU5qI/AAAAAAAABgc/TZ_jVYfPXZ4/s1600/Tothsugga_scan_02_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TNwg2wYU5qI/AAAAAAAABgc/TZ_jVYfPXZ4/s400/Tothsugga_scan_02_small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538337766830827170" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are printed on heavy cardstock, then several different methods are used to artificially age them - watercolor, acrylic, coffee grounds, soil, tea bags, bleach, etc. After it's aged it's given a coat of Modge Podge to protect it. The result looks a lot like it was drawn on old tanned seal hide with squid ink and sealed in a cave for a thousand years. More than one person came up and asked if they were done on real leather. Besides cleaning up around the edges there are no further digital enhancements to these images.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am currently selling these on Esty for $9.99 if anyone wants one:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/61116105/the-litany-of-dagon-scroll-lovecraft?ref=v1_other_1"&gt;The Litany of Dagon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/61117639/the-codex-tsathoggua-lovecraft-prop-larp?ref=v1_other_1"&gt;The Codex Tsathoggua&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-9222688989158996825?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/9222688989158996825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/11/cthulhu-mythos-scrolls-more-stuff-i.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/9222688989158996825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/9222688989158996825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/11/cthulhu-mythos-scrolls-more-stuff-i.html' title='Cthulhu Mythos scrolls - more stuff I made'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TNwgpgyc_eI/AAAAAAAABgU/SfoEebr7B1c/s72-c/Dagon_Scan_05_small.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-714819075429388721</id><published>2010-11-08T00:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-08T00:24:24.613-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesome'/><title type='text'>Best Football Play Ever</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0UIdI8khMkw?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0UIdI8khMkw?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Holy Crap that is awesome, like something out of a movie.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-714819075429388721?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/714819075429388721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/11/best-football-play-ever.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/714819075429388721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/714819075429388721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/11/best-football-play-ever.html' title='Best Football Play Ever'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-7273388349713522438</id><published>2010-09-05T12:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T12:22:47.966-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='distrubing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='japan'/><title type='text'>Distrubing Japanese Robot</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N9JyDQlHo1A?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N9JyDQlHo1A?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What we have here is a robot made in a joint venture between the Advanced Telecommunications Research Institute and Osaka University. The goal is to develop a robot that reproduces the basic gestures and expressions of a remote user.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead, they've created a freakish spooky ghost-like limbless parapelegic sperm-bot. Seriously Japan, what the hell is this thing?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-7273388349713522438?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/7273388349713522438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/09/distrubing-japanese-robot.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7273388349713522438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7273388349713522438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/09/distrubing-japanese-robot.html' title='Distrubing Japanese Robot'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-4044729138174307042</id><published>2010-08-31T19:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-31T20:11:08.863-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sheep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deformity.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wool'/><title type='text'>Amazing 2-legged calf born in China</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TH2_01LdTII/AAAAAAAABWA/v2gjHsmPzkI/s1600/2-legged-calf.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TH2_01LdTII/AAAAAAAABWA/v2gjHsmPzkI/s400/2-legged-calf.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5511772433320594562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/wool-chinas-two-legged-lamb-have-a-decent-life/19611715"&gt;AOL.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is an amazing two-legged calf born in China., named "wool."  Wool is walking on it's front legs and reminds me somewhat of an ostrich or emu. It always blows me away how animals never give up in the face of overwhelming adversity. Animals fight until the very end, no matter what. It does not even occur to them to give up and die.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-4044729138174307042?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/4044729138174307042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/08/amazing-2-legged-calf-born-in-china.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4044729138174307042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4044729138174307042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/08/amazing-2-legged-calf-born-in-china.html' title='Amazing 2-legged calf born in China'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TH2_01LdTII/AAAAAAAABWA/v2gjHsmPzkI/s72-c/2-legged-calf.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-1323305984507390786</id><published>2010-07-28T01:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-28T01:33:33.935-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird crime'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NY'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bank'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='luke skywalker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crime'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robbery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='darth vader'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bank robber'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><title type='text'>Darth Vader holds up Bank</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TE_rAV7A1jI/AAAAAAAABRI/ny5JZLffBFg/s1600/darth_bank.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TE_rAV7A1jI/AAAAAAAABRI/ny5JZLffBFg/s400/darth_bank.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498872061159855666" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/23/new.york.darth.vader.robbery/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn"&gt;From CNN&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New York (CNN)&lt;/b&gt; -- Long Island may be far from the Death Star, but that didn't stop Darth Vader from paying a less-than-friendly visit to a bank in East Setauket, New York.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Or at least he looked like Darth Vader, except for the camouflage pants.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The costumed man, with a mask and cape, entered a Chase bank Thursday morning and demanded cash. Although he didn't have a lightsaber, his gun was more than enough to persuade the teller to hand over the money.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The caped criminal then fled east through the bank's parking lot.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="cnnInline"&gt;Suffolk County police said they are searching for the man, described as around 6 feet tall.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="cnnInline"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Guess the recession has hit the Empire pretty hard. The Death Star must not have been insured.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-1323305984507390786?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/1323305984507390786/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/07/darth-vader-holds-up-bank.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1323305984507390786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1323305984507390786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/07/darth-vader-holds-up-bank.html' title='Darth Vader holds up Bank'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/TE_rAV7A1jI/AAAAAAAABRI/ny5JZLffBFg/s72-c/darth_bank.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-1270734649962422360</id><published>2010-06-15T09:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-15T09:31:55.190-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fighting game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freddy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mortal Kombat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horror movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chucky'/><title type='text'>Terrordome: Horror fighting Game</title><content type='html'>Via &lt;a href="http://www.theman-cave.com/"&gt;Enter the Man Cave&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quite possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5BD1qXzHyxc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5BD1qXzHyxc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" 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title='Terrordome: Horror fighting Game'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-6200863222974255155</id><published>2010-05-21T22:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-21T22:17:53.025-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='montauk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corpse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beach'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugly'/><title type='text'>"The Ugly One" washes up on beach</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S_doOxhDnZI/AAAAAAAABIQ/oOJe19dqEF8/s1600/ugly_one_01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 331px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S_doOxhDnZI/AAAAAAAABIQ/oOJe19dqEF8/s400/ugly_one_01.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473958475111570834" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Another weird looking dead animal thing has washed up on a beach in Ontario. This one sort of looks like the Montauk Monster, but with hair. Or it's a weasel. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;From:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/big-trout-lake-monster-sparks-internet-debate/article1576748/"&gt;http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/big-trout-lake-monster-sparks-internet-debate/article1576748/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 16px; font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font: normal normal normal 11px/1.5 Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; "&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; font: normal normal normal 11px/1.5 Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#33CCFF;"&gt;Photographs of a strange-looking creature discovered in a remote Northern Ontario aboriginal community are creating a raging Internet debate.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; font: normal normal normal 11px/1.5 Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#33CCFF;"&gt;The &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bigtroutlake.firstnation.ca/" target="_blank" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: initial; outline-style: none; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; text-decoration: none; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#33CCFF;"&gt;photos show&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#33CCFF;"&gt; a brown furry animal with a bald white face and large teeth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; font: normal normal normal 11px/1.5 Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#33CCFF;"&gt;The unsightly critter was spotted in Big Trout Lake by two nurses walking their dog earlier this month. The animal is about 30 centimetres long and has a rat-like tail with “almost a human face,” says the community’s website.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; font: normal normal normal 11px/1.5 Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#33CCFF;"&gt;Some residents of Big Trout Lake, an Oji-Cree community of 1,200 south of Hudson Bay, believe the animal is a rare local creature known as an omajinaakoos, which roughly translates to “ugly one”. Band councillor Darryl Sainnawap said his great uncle spotted one about 50 years ago.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font: normal normal normal 11px/1.5 Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; "&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-6200863222974255155?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/6200863222974255155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/05/ugly-one-washes-up-on-beach.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6200863222974255155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6200863222974255155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/05/ugly-one-washes-up-on-beach.html' title='&quot;The Ugly One&quot; washes up on beach'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S_doOxhDnZI/AAAAAAAABIQ/oOJe19dqEF8/s72-c/ugly_one_01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-6046507744780440382</id><published>2010-05-03T09:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-03T10:05:11.521-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='t-shirt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horror. movie'/><title type='text'>Get your Horror T-Shirts at Fright Rags</title><content type='html'>Check out this site to git yer awesome horror T-Shirts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fright-rags.com/"&gt;http://www.fright-rags.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of my favorites:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S98BIrtZvxI/AAAAAAAABFI/0TXKY1W8AbE/s1600/maximum_overdrive.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S98BIrtZvxI/AAAAAAAABFI/0TXKY1W8AbE/s400/maximum_overdrive.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467089721334808338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S98CGylNyoI/AAAAAAAABFQ/8Bn1DQCCCr8/s1600/puppet_master.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 180px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S98CGylNyoI/AAAAAAAABFQ/8Bn1DQCCCr8/s400/puppet_master.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467090788331408002" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S98CLoDfHXI/AAAAAAAABFY/bGLGIHVNmho/s1600/Zombie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S98CLoDfHXI/AAAAAAAABFY/bGLGIHVNmho/s400/Zombie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467090871404928370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-6046507744780440382?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/6046507744780440382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/05/get-your-horror-t-shirts-at-fright-rags.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6046507744780440382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/6046507744780440382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/05/get-your-horror-t-shirts-at-fright-rags.html' title='Get your Horror T-Shirts at Fright Rags'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S98BIrtZvxI/AAAAAAAABFI/0TXKY1W8AbE/s72-c/maximum_overdrive.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-2511185021033160576</id><published>2010-03-18T00:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T00:26:09.416-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gold'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hip hop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='st. Patricks day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='leprechaun'/><title type='text'>Happy St. Patricks' Day</title><content type='html'>What would St. Patrick's day be without two bozos getting shot to death after dressing up like Leaprechauns and robbing a bank?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2011371605_apusdeadlybankrobbery.html?prmid=obinsite"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two bank robbery suspects, including one dressed in a green leprechaun costume, were shot dead after a St. Patrick's Day chase and shootout with police in Tennessee, authorities said.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;First State Bank in the Nashville suburb of Gallatin was held up by a man who wore a green costume and carried a large-caliber gun at 12:28 p.m. Wednesday, said Sgt. Bill Storment, a spokesman for the Gallatin Police Department.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Sharon Riehemann (REE'-muhn), manager of the Fifth Third Bank next door, said the costumed man - wearing a green top hat, vest and shorts and a fake brown beard and wig - had come into her bank a few minutes before the robbery. The lobby was crowded with lunchtime customers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;I guess Lucky must've been pretty hard up for cash there after the kids finally stole all his Lucky Charms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And of course, no St. Patrick's day would be complete without at least one view of the classic "Gimme da gold!" rap video:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bZfyrIPw3wY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bZfyrIPw3wY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've watched this thing like 17 times today.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-2511185021033160576?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/2511185021033160576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-st-patricks-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2511185021033160576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2511185021033160576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-st-patricks-day.html' title='Happy St. Patricks&apos; Day'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-1040934549142840772</id><published>2010-02-27T11:40:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-27T11:43:04.863-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crab'/><title type='text'>Giant Japanese Crabs!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S4l1Vc3W60I/AAAAAAAAA8s/vwNT17NwFVI/s1600-h/340x_crab.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 333px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S4l1Vc3W60I/AAAAAAAAA8s/vwNT17NwFVI/s400/340x_crab.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443010636040039234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;From &lt;a href="http://io9.com/5471720/monstrous-10+foot-crab-discovered-in-japan"&gt;i09.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man, look at the size of that thing! Someone needs to open up a Giant Japanese crab farm. One leg could feed an entire family!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-1040934549142840772?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/1040934549142840772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/02/giant-japanese-crabs.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1040934549142840772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1040934549142840772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/02/giant-japanese-crabs.html' title='Giant Japanese Crabs!'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S4l1Vc3W60I/AAAAAAAAA8s/vwNT17NwFVI/s72-c/340x_crab.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-7426882432203429556</id><published>2010-02-09T09:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T09:15:08.788-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alien'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zombie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cyclops'/><title type='text'>Stuff I am selling on Etsy - Monster head pendants</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GX8BxxHZI/AAAAAAAAA6E/z44l8dNHjAY/s1600-h/3-screamers.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GX8BxxHZI/AAAAAAAAA6E/z44l8dNHjAY/s400/3-screamers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436293282738019730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GX3SlzDrI/AAAAAAAAA58/pYEsg6kz-cU/s1600-h/3-stitch.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 244px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GX3SlzDrI/AAAAAAAAA58/pYEsg6kz-cU/s400/3-stitch.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436293201351872178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GXzkPbfiI/AAAAAAAAA50/Kmv5UHHtzH0/s1600-h/3-mutant.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 238px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GXzkPbfiI/AAAAAAAAA50/Kmv5UHHtzH0/s400/3-mutant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436293137370414626" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GXsITF70I/AAAAAAAAA5s/svrvELVcfaw/s1600-h/3-cyclops.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 244px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GXsITF70I/AAAAAAAAA5s/svrvELVcfaw/s400/3-cyclops.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436293009610501954" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GXmeL-XDI/AAAAAAAAA5k/zBWhyXR1oCE/s1600-h/3-aliens.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 236px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GXmeL-XDI/AAAAAAAAA5k/zBWhyXR1oCE/s400/3-aliens.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436292912407010354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GWkOpPdHI/AAAAAAAAA5c/Vg0m5e29p4I/s1600-h/Monster_Pendants.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 346px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GWkOpPdHI/AAAAAAAAA5c/Vg0m5e29p4I/s400/Monster_Pendants.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436291774363432050" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last year I got some wild idea that I was gonna make my own action figures. I went out and bought some silicone molding putty to make the molds. Then I found out how much work it would take to make articulated figures and promptly gave up on that project. Here here for laziness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I still do plan on making unarticulated miniatures here one day.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So anyway that silicone molding crap sat on my shelf for like a year gathering dust, until last week when I forced myself to do something with it. I see lots of people making their own necklaces, bracelets, etc, so I made me some monster pendants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The originals (pictured above) are made of sculpey. Each is about 2 inches long, 1/2 inch thick. I used up all the molding gunk and have been casting these with Permastone, which works really well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of these above are for sales except for the "Mutant," becasue I didn't have enough silicone to make a mold of that one. For the rest I already have four of each casted and painted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am selling these for $9 USD each. This will cover shipping for any location inside of the continental USA, if you live outside of the continental USA (i.e. all other countries plus Alaska and Hawaii) then shipping will cost more for you. Since each is hand painted, the one you receive may look different than the one pictured here. If anyone wants one, you can get them at my Etsy store: &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/Hawanja"&gt;Link Here&lt;/a&gt; or on the side bar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-7426882432203429556?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/7426882432203429556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/02/stuff-i-am-selling-on-etsy-monster-head.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7426882432203429556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7426882432203429556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/02/stuff-i-am-selling-on-etsy-monster-head.html' title='Stuff I am selling on Etsy - Monster head pendants'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S3GX8BxxHZI/AAAAAAAAA6E/z44l8dNHjAY/s72-c/3-screamers.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-7440224545944204867</id><published>2010-01-29T16:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T16:06:03.165-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='o rly?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='orly taitz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='owl'/><title type='text'>Time for some weird news</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Time for some funny news stories:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some weird news stories:Florida man poses as his own twin brother to avoid DUI charges:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/28/ap/strange/main6151960.shtml"&gt;http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/28/ap/strange/main6151960.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Guy in UK gets traffic ticket for blowing his nose:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/article7007172.ece"&gt;http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/article7007172.ece&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ten Kids in Germany go to hospital after drinking Hot sauce (must have been some really spicy stuff!) :&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/20/ap/strange/main6119983.shtml"&gt;http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/01/20/ap/strange/main6119983.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Birther movement queen Orly Taitz runs for office. This should be a riot&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/birther_queen_files_orly_taitz_v_barack_hussein_ob.php?ref=mp"&gt;http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/birther_queen_files_orly_taitz_v_barack_hussein_ob.php?ref=mp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432317216332139010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S2N3ugK3SgI/AAAAAAAAA38/-GOWBA22C-Q/s400/Orly_Taitz.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-7440224545944204867?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/7440224545944204867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/01/time-for-some-weird-news.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7440224545944204867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7440224545944204867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/01/time-for-some-weird-news.html' title='Time for some weird news'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/S2N3ugK3SgI/AAAAAAAAA38/-GOWBA22C-Q/s72-c/Orly_Taitz.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-253922156860786664</id><published>2010-01-10T15:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T15:13:06.066-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='darth vader'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='french'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disco'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='c-3po'/><title type='text'>Star Wars - French Disco style</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i9jz0G-RrDs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i9jz0G-RrDs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Force is strong with them.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-253922156860786664?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/253922156860786664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/01/star-wars-french-disco-style.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/253922156860786664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/253922156860786664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2010/01/star-wars-french-disco-style.html' title='Star Wars - French Disco style'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-3782141972157264898</id><published>2009-12-28T15:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T15:22:55.771-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jellyfish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tadpoles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hideous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freak'/><title type='text'>Scientists Create hideous glowing Frog/Jellyfish Hybrids</title><content type='html'>I for one welcome our new Glow in the dark Frog-Jellyfish overlords.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From &lt;a href="http://cbs4denver.com/wireapnewswy/UW.professor.part.2.1390952.html"&gt;http://cbs4denver.com/wireapnewswy/UW.professor.part.2.1390952.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;African clawed frog tadpoles modified with jellyfish genes show promise as a faster and less expensive way to detect pollution than traditional methods, say a University of Wyoming professor and researchers in France.What's more, the green-glowing tadpoles indicate whether pollution exists in a form that can be absorbed by an organism and therefore might be dangerous to people. That's more difficult with conventional methods."We're tracking dosages that would show up in terms of development in either a person or a tadpole," said Paul Johnson, a physics and astronomy professor at the University of Wyoming.Some tadpoles have been engineered to light up in response to metals. Others fluoresce when exposed to pollution from plastic that might cause health problems by mimicking the hormone estrogen.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While we're at it let's make them 200 feet tall and breathe fire too.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-3782141972157264898?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/3782141972157264898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/scientists-create-hideous-glowing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/3782141972157264898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/3782141972157264898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/scientists-create-hideous-glowing.html' title='Scientists Create hideous glowing Frog/Jellyfish Hybrids'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-1875734879335233133</id><published>2009-12-21T09:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T09:55:32.718-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='linkdump'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ebay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bored'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='links'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='game'/><title type='text'>Time for some wierd links</title><content type='html'>Crazy ebay Mom. One can never have too much stuff:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.randomthink.net/misc/ebay/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.randomthink.net/misc/ebay/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Exsorbeo handheld game system, my new favorite handheld:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.exsorbeo.com/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.exsorbeo.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bored at work: A whole buncha nifty links:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boredatwork.com/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.boredatwork.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bobacabana: This guy has just too much Star Wars Crap:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://theswca.com/gusandpam/house.html"&gt;http://theswca.com/gusandpam/house.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Threat Alert Jesus:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.threatalertjesus.com/"&gt;http://www.threatalertjesus.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spider the Tylercore: Thrash band made up of 12 year olds:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.purevolume.com/spiderthetylercore"&gt;http://www.purevolume.com/spiderthetylercore&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MS Paint Porn:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mspaintporn.net/index2.html"&gt;http://www.mspaintporn.net/index2.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-1875734879335233133?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/1875734879335233133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/time-for-some-wierd-links.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1875734879335233133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1875734879335233133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/time-for-some-wierd-links.html' title='Time for some wierd links'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-191481556014393805</id><published>2009-12-19T10:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T15:23:33.706-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rednecks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rudolf'/><title type='text'>Redneck Christmas Display</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Sy0Yk28E1TI/AAAAAAAAAx8/ZBBxAWv2SFU/s1600-h/Jesus-shoots-Santa.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Sy0Yk28E1TI/AAAAAAAAAx8/ZBBxAWv2SFU/s400/Jesus-shoots-Santa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417012948298421554" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.wftv.com/news/22005291/detail.html"&gt;http://www.wftv.com/news/22005291/detail.html&lt;/a&gt;,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;A Christmas display featuring Jesus shooting Santa Claus and a run-over Rudolph is riling some residents of a California neighborhood, KCOY-TV in Santa Maria, Calif., reported.Homeowner Ron Lake said his Christmas display in Nipomo is an expression of his repressed creativity, and that Santa represents the commercialism of Christmas.His neighbors disagree and they're upset -- they say the disturbing display will upset children. A school bus stop is just outside the fence that separates the display from the town's main roads."I know it's freedom of speech, but it's pretty disturbing and there are lots of children. That's our main concern," one neighbor said.Police said they can't force the homeowner to take down the display because it's on private property. Neighbors say they are planning to start a petition to get the display removed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make sure to check out the video so you can see his "art." I wonder what this guy would say if I made a scene of a big Pink Rabbit with a basket of Eggs  crucifying Jesus on Easter Sunday.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-191481556014393805?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/191481556014393805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/redneck-christmas-display.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/191481556014393805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/191481556014393805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/redneck-christmas-display.html' title='Redneck Christmas Display'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Sy0Yk28E1TI/AAAAAAAAAx8/ZBBxAWv2SFU/s72-c/Jesus-shoots-Santa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-5136442860303419499</id><published>2009-12-01T09:46:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T15:25:07.211-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='space'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nebula'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giant hand'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nasa'/><title type='text'>Nasa photos show giant blue cosmic hand</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SxVWzWINJ2I/AAAAAAAAAvs/0B3w33yFaao/s1600/art.spacehand.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 219px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SxVWzWINJ2I/AAAAAAAAAvs/0B3w33yFaao/s400/art.spacehand.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410325967468832610" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check it out:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/04/14/space.hand/"&gt;http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/04/14/space.hand/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The image, taken by NASA's space-based Chandra Observatory telescope, shows an X-ray nebula 150 light years across.It shows what appear to be ghostly blue fingers -- thumb and pinky clearly discernible from index, ring and middle digits -- reaching into a sparkling cloud of fiery red.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; NASA says the display is caused by a young and powerful pulsar, known by the rather prosaic name of PSR B1509-58."The pulsar is a rapidly spinning neutron star which is spewing energy out into the space around it to create complex and intriguing structures, including one that resembles a large cosmic hand," NASA says.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255);"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-5136442860303419499?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/5136442860303419499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/nasa-photos-show-giant-blue-cosmic-hand.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/5136442860303419499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/5136442860303419499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/12/nasa-photos-show-giant-blue-cosmic-hand.html' title='Nasa photos show giant blue cosmic hand'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SxVWzWINJ2I/AAAAAAAAAvs/0B3w33yFaao/s72-c/art.spacehand.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-1776675789447946772</id><published>2009-11-28T11:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-28T11:26:26.486-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='octopus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tentacle'/><title type='text'>Inflatable Tentacle Art</title><content type='html'>These tentacles are not photoshopped in, they're actually inflatables placed into the windows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SxF5OORtoJI/AAAAAAAAAvM/H2nwMGopR3M/s1600/octopied_building_by_filthyluker.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SxF5OORtoJI/AAAAAAAAAvM/H2nwMGopR3M/s400/octopied_building_by_filthyluker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409237912706195602" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.hiphopsideproject.com/art-design/inflatable-tentacles/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-1776675789447946772?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/1776675789447946772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/11/inflatable-tentacle-art.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1776675789447946772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1776675789447946772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/11/inflatable-tentacle-art.html' title='Inflatable Tentacle Art'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SxF5OORtoJI/AAAAAAAAAvM/H2nwMGopR3M/s72-c/octopied_building_by_filthyluker.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-845417945104360949</id><published>2009-11-06T09:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T09:11:05.047-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='danger will robinson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crack'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='attack'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sqirrel'/><title type='text'>Killer Squirrel attack caught on video</title><content type='html'>Well not really. But the Squirrel is definitely on crack or something. Doesn't surprise me considering the &lt;a href="http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/squirrels-will-kill-us-all.html"&gt;what we know&lt;/a&gt; about the little drug addicts. Listen to his little evil squirrel growling, that's Satan talking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/41ADeaQ_N-M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/41ADeaQ_N-M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-845417945104360949?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/845417945104360949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/11/killer-squirrel-attack-caught-on-video.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/845417945104360949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/845417945104360949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/11/killer-squirrel-attack-caught-on-video.html' title='Killer Squirrel attack caught on video'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-4790987163606176245</id><published>2009-10-31T23:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-31T23:51:57.886-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='costume'/><title type='text'>Weird Halloween costumes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0v_Gl5VMI/AAAAAAAAArQ/uLvXruozbIs/s1600-h/wildthings.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0v_Gl5VMI/AAAAAAAAArQ/uLvXruozbIs/s400/wildthings.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399024289434916034" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0v7GZapkI/AAAAAAAAArI/iMaSFq80oYk/s1600-h/pac-man-costume.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 312px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0v7GZapkI/AAAAAAAAArI/iMaSFq80oYk/s400/pac-man-costume.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399024220663096898" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0v3rnB5nI/AAAAAAAAArA/wEPo-dRq-Po/s1600-h/LEGO+Halloween+Costume.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0v3rnB5nI/AAAAAAAAArA/wEPo-dRq-Po/s400/LEGO+Halloween+Costume.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399024161932830322" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vzYvEnLI/AAAAAAAAAq4/itFtxPNZe88/s1600-h/kawasaki-halloween+strange+weird+costumes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vzYvEnLI/AAAAAAAAAq4/itFtxPNZe88/s400/kawasaki-halloween+strange+weird+costumes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399024088146812082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vq9R9UAI/AAAAAAAAAqw/94gficGvsMs/s1600-h/halloween-kid.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vq9R9UAI/AAAAAAAAAqw/94gficGvsMs/s400/halloween-kid.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399023943337988098" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vmnKPcGI/AAAAAAAAAqo/t31ehOlS2rg/s1600-h/child-labor-pains-costume.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vmnKPcGI/AAAAAAAAAqo/t31ehOlS2rg/s400/child-labor-pains-costume.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399023868680564834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vgk5X2VI/AAAAAAAAAqg/Yx-lXwYMNeU/s1600-h/black_dude_weird.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0vgk5X2VI/AAAAAAAAAqg/Yx-lXwYMNeU/s400/black_dude_weird.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399023764993726802" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-4790987163606176245?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/4790987163606176245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/10/weird-halloween-costumes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4790987163606176245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4790987163606176245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/10/weird-halloween-costumes.html' title='Weird Halloween costumes'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/Su0v_Gl5VMI/AAAAAAAAArQ/uLvXruozbIs/s72-c/wildthings.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-2533327068202308627</id><published>2009-10-08T09:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T15:28:37.946-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='squirrel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='threat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='raccoon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vermin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='varmits'/><title type='text'>Forget Squirrels, Raccoons are the new threat...</title><content type='html'>Meat Monkey's house of weirdness has been keeping you all up to date on the looming revolt and subsequent genocide about to be perpetuated by the &lt;a href="http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/squirrels-will-kill-us-all.html"&gt;squirrels of the world&lt;/a&gt;, but now it looks like they might be outdone by another sneaky looking member of the animal kingdom:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From: &lt;a href="http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=186581&amp;amp;catid=28"&gt;http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=186581&amp;amp;catid=28&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Lakeland, Florida-- A Lakeland woman is recovering from serious injuries in the hospital after sheriff's investigators say she was "gang attacked" by five raccoons Saturday afternoon. &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd says 74-year-old Gretchen Whitted was trying to shoo the animals away from her front door when they suddenly attacked. &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;"When she fell down, they enveloped her," said Sheriff Judd in a news conference called Sunday to warn the public of the aggressive raccoons. &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; "She's literally bitten and scratched from face and the chest all the way down through the legs."Raccoons are known to be aggressive when going after food, but the sheriff called Saturday's attack very unusual. &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; "Not in all my years in Florida have I known of a gang attack by raccoons on an individual," Sheriff Judd said. &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I never trusted Raccoons anyway.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-2533327068202308627?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/2533327068202308627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/10/forget-squirrels-raccoons-are-new.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2533327068202308627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2533327068202308627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/10/forget-squirrels-raccoons-are-new.html' title='Forget Squirrels, Raccoons are the new threat...'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-8864171494581388911</id><published>2009-10-02T12:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-02T12:16:07.982-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic trick'/><title type='text'>Wizardry Mind Reader game</title><content type='html'>Check it out:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://milaadesign.com/wizardy.html"&gt;http://milaadesign.com/wizardy.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Choose a two digit number, add them together, subtract that from your original number, then look at that number on the screen. The game then tells you which symbol you're looking at.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pretty impressive, it got me four out of five tries.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-8864171494581388911?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/8864171494581388911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/10/wizardry-mind-reader-game.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/8864171494581388911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/8864171494581388911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/10/wizardry-mind-reader-game.html' title='Wizardry Mind Reader game'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-4305214863955888189</id><published>2009-09-27T21:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T15:31:41.204-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Borneo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='loch ness monster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cryptid'/><title type='text'>Loch Ness Monster spotted on Google Earth</title><content type='html'>A couple of Lake Monster stories here for ya:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SsA4S2FUPkI/AAAAAAAAAlo/7J7EEbAwf3k/s1600-h/loch_ness.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 381px; height: 215px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SsA4S2FUPkI/AAAAAAAAAlo/7J7EEbAwf3k/s400/loch_ness.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386367050741726786" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/6091308/Is-the-Loch-Ness-monster-on-Google-Earth.html"&gt;Loch Ness Monster spotted on Google Earth&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/6091308/Is-the-Loch-Ness-monster-on-Google-Earth.html"&gt;Telegraph.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The image, which can be seen on the satellite mapping program, depicts a large    object resembling a sea creature clearly visible beneath the surface of the    water. &lt;/p&gt; Jason Cooke told The Sun he spotted "Nessie" while browsing the    website's satellite photos. Mr Cooke, 25, of Nottingham, said: "I    couldn't believe it. It's just like the descriptions of Nessie."  &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt; Researcher Adrian Shine, of the Loch Ness Project, told the newspaper: "This    is really intriguing. It needs further study." The image can be seen by    entering coordinates Latitude 57°12'52.13"N, Longitude 4°34'14.16"W    in Google Earth. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In related news:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SsA5L0ULl7I/AAAAAAAAAlw/Y9DziWFrjEg/s1600-h/Snake_Nabau.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SsA5L0ULl7I/AAAAAAAAAlw/Y9DziWFrjEg/s400/Snake_Nabau.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386368029519746994" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4701034/Has-the-Loch-Ness-Monster-emigrated-to-Borneo.html"&gt;100 foot snake sighted in Borneo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;A member of a disaster team monitoring flood regions on the South East Asian island is said to have captured the image while hovering over the Baleh river in a helicopter.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;The shot, which shows a green, wavy object floating along the meandering river, has sparked rumours that a mythical snake called Nabau has returned to the area.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Sceptics have joined the debate claiming that it is nothing more than the work of photo-editing software.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Rather like the myths surrounding Scotland's Loch Ness Monster, legend has it that a terrifying 100ft snake called Nabau, with a dragon's head and seven nostrils prowled Borneo's rivers.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Villagers who claim to have seen the snake in the flesh have now named it Nabau, after the folklore sea serpent which was thought to be able to transform itself into the shapes of different animals.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-4305214863955888189?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/4305214863955888189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/loch-ness-monster-spotted-on-google.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4305214863955888189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4305214863955888189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/loch-ness-monster-spotted-on-google.html' title='Loch Ness Monster spotted on Google Earth'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SsA4S2FUPkI/AAAAAAAAAlo/7J7EEbAwf3k/s72-c/loch_ness.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-7458828458136372982</id><published>2009-09-23T09:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T09:39:45.052-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='craigslist'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='super mario'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smb'/><title type='text'>Craigslist will always scare me</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrpO4NIrFEI/AAAAAAAAAlA/VWWgnmGyWWU/s1600-h/smb_Craigslist.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrpO4NIrFEI/AAAAAAAAAlA/VWWgnmGyWWU/s400/smb_Craigslist.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384703031980528706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click on the image for a larger view&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html"&gt;Original Craigslist post here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man oh man&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-7458828458136372982?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/7458828458136372982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/craigslist-will-always-scare-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7458828458136372982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/7458828458136372982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/craigslist-will-always-scare-me.html' title='Craigslist will always scare me'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrpO4NIrFEI/AAAAAAAAAlA/VWWgnmGyWWU/s72-c/smb_Craigslist.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-4183665844330910396</id><published>2009-09-19T10:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-19T10:21:06.966-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mutant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freak'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cryptid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gollum'/><title type='text'>Weird Sloth-Mutation attacks children</title><content type='html'>Here's the latest in &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;wtf&lt;/span&gt; creature sightings that seem are becoming more common.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Gollum-like_monster_emerges_from_Panama_lake&amp;amp;in_article_id=739578&amp;amp;in_page_id=2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Gollum&lt;/span&gt;-Like" monster attacks children&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;A slimy, glob-like creature dubbed &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Gollum&lt;/span&gt; has terrified children after it slithered out of a lake and clambered over the rocks towards them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The young teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Cerro&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Azul&lt;/span&gt; when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out "as if to attack them".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Locals told Panama news the monster was like "&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Gollum&lt;/span&gt; from Lord of the Rings". &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course then the children did the only sensible thing when confronted by a freakish hairless mutation - they threw rocks at it until it died. This could have been the last of an endangered species of mutant sloth-things. Good job kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrURu9qlWyI/AAAAAAAAAkI/12J4B1yAdbs/s1600-h/panama_monster_450x338.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrURu9qlWyI/AAAAAAAAAkI/12J4B1yAdbs/s400/panama_monster_450x338.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383228428116122402" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This thing is pretty bizarre looking, even for a mutant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrUR96_1dqI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/fZU15L_WKS4/s1600-h/panama_monster_450x333.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrUR96_1dqI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/fZU15L_WKS4/s400/panama_monster_450x333.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383228685097989794" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-4183665844330910396?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/4183665844330910396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/weird-sloth-mutation-attacks-children.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4183665844330910396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/4183665844330910396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/weird-sloth-mutation-attacks-children.html' title='Weird Sloth-Mutation attacks children'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SrURu9qlWyI/AAAAAAAAAkI/12J4B1yAdbs/s72-c/panama_monster_450x338.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-601713759637311847</id><published>2009-09-03T10:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T10:59:06.013-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hawaii'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='odor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smelly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='public transportation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='laws'/><title type='text'>Hawaii bans smelly people from public transport</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SqAC35sDMtI/AAAAAAAAAho/D_EkLv3wSTs/s1600-h/Smelly_Facts_Anosmia.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377301114482012882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 270px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SqAC35sDMtI/AAAAAAAAAho/D_EkLv3wSTs/s400/Smelly_Facts_Anosmia.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffff33;"&gt;Picture not related&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently it's a crime now to be smelly and ride the bus in Honolulu:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#66ffff;"&gt;Hawaii - Stinky city bus riders soon could get soaked. The Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail for public transit passengers convicted of being too smelly. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#66ffff;"&gt;The bill will be heard Thursday in committee. It would make it illegal to have "odors that unreasonably disturb others or interfere with their use of the transit system." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#66ffff;"&gt;It doesn't matter if it's body odor or offensive fumes that emanates from clothes, personal belongings or animals.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I imagine there would be the Hawaii Smell Patrol would go around sniffing for noxious offenders. That would be a good TV show.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-601713759637311847?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/601713759637311847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/hawaii-bans-smelly-people-from-public.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/601713759637311847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/601713759637311847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/09/hawaii-bans-smelly-people-from-public.html' title='Hawaii bans smelly people from public transport'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SqAC35sDMtI/AAAAAAAAAho/D_EkLv3wSTs/s72-c/Smelly_Facts_Anosmia.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-2528674284058184603</id><published>2009-08-30T16:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-30T17:11:12.128-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='juice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tea'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coffee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Asian'/><title type='text'>Asians drink some strange things Part 1</title><content type='html'>There's this Chinese supermarket near where I live that I go to occasionally to get Dim Sum buns (becasue it seems to be the only place in the valley that sells them.) One thing that always blows me away about these places is the wide assortment of weird shit that Asians drink. Those of you out in internet land who know who I am in real life will know that I'm part Filipino, which is sort-of-kind-of Asian, so I like to explore places like this once in a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First up we have "&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Hello Boss&lt;/span&gt;" canned cappuccino. You don't really see coffee in a can much from American companies (except maybe Starbucks,) but apparently it's pretty big in Asia. Not sure exactly why it's called this, maybe becasue when you drink it, it wakes you up for work? Who knows exactly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsQzH7TlKI/AAAAAAAAAgg/AS0RZV6uEXE/s1600-h/hello_boss_01.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsQzH7TlKI/AAAAAAAAAgg/AS0RZV6uEXE/s400/hello_boss_01.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375909050683987106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not surprisingly it doesn't taste like coffee much at all, more like a swilling sugary watery can of shit. Which is not to say it's not bad. I also picked up some &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Hello Boss Milk Tea&lt;/span&gt;, which besides coming in a can that's more yellow also tastes almost exactly like the Cappuccino. It's good to have variety I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsRlGELvcI/AAAAAAAAAgo/A9_38uQ-3ak/s1600-h/hello_boss_0-2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 211px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsRlGELvcI/AAAAAAAAAgo/A9_38uQ-3ak/s400/hello_boss_0-2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375909909177810370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last for this installment of weird Asian drinks is "&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Zest-o JIC&lt;/span&gt;," which stands for "Juice in Can." This particular drink happens to be Guayabano juice. Yes, it's misspelled, but that's how it is on the can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsR_2gkXjI/AAAAAAAAAgw/_NwYwmdFP2c/s1600-h/guayabano.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 182px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsR_2gkXjI/AAAAAAAAAgw/_NwYwmdFP2c/s400/guayabano.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375910368858365490" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In case you're wondering what the fuck a Guyabano is, it's one of those bizarre green prickly things that no one would ever try to eat unless they were starving (or you're my grandmother.) I mean seriously, say you're part of some stone age tribe in the Philippines several thousand years ago, and you were running around in the jungle all hungry and came across a tree with these things on them. I suppose hungry people will eat anything, but like, isn't spikes one of nature's ways of saying "Leave me the fuck alone?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsS-F-oWMI/AAAAAAAAAg4/BYwEUUAD48c/s1600-h/guyabano.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 334px; height: 250px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsS-F-oWMI/AAAAAAAAAg4/BYwEUUAD48c/s400/guyabano.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375911438162876610" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Ouch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Anyway the Zest-o crap wasn't actually half bad, had sort of a guava-mango kinda taste to it, and is much better than eating  a Guyabano in real life (which  taste sort of like unripe kiwi with baby powder in it.) I mean if I gotta eat a Guyabano, I don't know... say there's a gun to my head or something, then I suppose I could tolerate it in canned juice form.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-2528674284058184603?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/2528674284058184603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/asians-drink-some-strange-things-part-1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2528674284058184603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2528674284058184603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/asians-drink-some-strange-things-part-1.html' title='Asians drink some strange things Part 1'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpsQzH7TlKI/AAAAAAAAAgg/AS0RZV6uEXE/s72-c/hello_boss_01.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-2558370448250336287</id><published>2009-08-25T14:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T14:48:48.635-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rapture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christians'/><title type='text'>Eternal Earthboung Pets - Ensuring Fluffy gets fed after the Rapture</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5959/dogmva.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 301px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 288px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5959/dogmva.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Followers of my little corner of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;teh&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;intertubes&lt;/span&gt; have probably figured out I'm not much of a religious man. I'm an agnostic at best, a rabid atheist at worst. Fact is I really don't see much reason out there to support the view of a personal, all loving God. I mean if he really paid much attention, then there shouldn't be people born with no arms out there. Yeah you can eat with your feet but that's not the point. However I live in a religious country in a highly religious world, and one thing I've found to be a great source of comedy is the actions of religious people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I present to you, &lt;a href="http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html"&gt;Eternal-Earth Bound Pets.&lt;/a&gt; From the home page:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Oh man, oh man. I hope this is a joke. From the Terms and conditions:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ffff;"&gt;Should a relative residing within the rescue location not be &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Raptured&lt;/span&gt; and opts to retain the pet(s), &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;EE&lt;/span&gt;-&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;BP&lt;/span&gt; will not take &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;posession&lt;/span&gt; of the pet(s). No refund will be tendered.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Not much else to say about this, except I'm thinking of starting my own &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;petcare&lt;/span&gt;-rapture business and competing with these guys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-2558370448250336287?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/2558370448250336287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/eternal-earthboung-pets-ensuring-fluffy.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2558370448250336287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/2558370448250336287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/eternal-earthboung-pets-ensuring-fluffy.html' title='Eternal Earthboung Pets - Ensuring Fluffy gets fed after the Rapture'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-763284348159645603</id><published>2009-08-22T21:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T22:26:51.218-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lennin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lemonaide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='communisim'/><title type='text'>Lennonade - Get Hammered and Sickled</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpDLTxr9UGI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/yzLMfjKbtng/s1600-h/lennonaide_02.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpDLTxr9UGI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/yzLMfjKbtng/s400/lennonaide_02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373017896068665442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Found this today at my local comic book shop - Lennonade! The bottle is done up in old Soviet style, with various parody slogans throughout - "A taste worth standing in line for," "A party in every bottle," or "Drink, comrade! Drink! It's this or the Gulag!" The drink itself is dark pink and not too sweet, tastes like real lemons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Availible at &lt;a href="http://www.realsoda.com/"&gt;http://www.realsoda.com&lt;/a&gt; or specialty shops everywhere.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-763284348159645603?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/763284348159645603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/lennonade-get-hammered-and-sickle.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/763284348159645603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/763284348159645603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/lennonade-get-hammered-and-sickle.html' title='Lennonade - Get Hammered and Sickled'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/SpDLTxr9UGI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/yzLMfjKbtng/s72-c/lennonaide_02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-569512096528513049</id><published>2009-08-21T11:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T22:41:56.239-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='squirrel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crack'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='menace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='invade'/><title type='text'>The Squirrels will kill us all</title><content type='html'>Squirrels are getting arrogant, soon it will come to war. We have to strike first to stop the squirrel menace. Check out this trio of bizzare squirrel stories:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article96909.ece"&gt;Crack addicted squirrels terrorize south London&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255);"&gt;"Crack squirrels are a recognised problem in America. They are common in parks used by addicts in New York and Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm"&gt;Russian Squirrels attack and kill dog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255);"&gt;"The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.&lt;br /&gt;A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/31/nutt_house/"&gt;Grey Squirrels invade Nut House&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255);"&gt;"A Northern Ireland woman is on the front line of the ongoing battle against grey squirrel hordes after her house was invaded by massed sciurine forces, the BBC reports.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 255);"&gt;Oonagh Nutt, of Moira in County Down, explained that the incursion began when advanced squirrel patrols entered her garden from a nearby park. She said: "I thought it was lovely, I called one of them Hazel but then the next thing they'd got into the house."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That was 18 months ago, and since then the creatures have set about trashing Nutt's house. She continued: "They chewed their way through my roof in several places, they tunnel through the cavity walls, they live under the floor boards, they go to the toilet in the attic."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-569512096528513049?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/569512096528513049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/squirrels-will-kill-us-all.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/569512096528513049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/569512096528513049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/squirrels-will-kill-us-all.html' title='The Squirrels will kill us all'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1802459781177689148.post-1175902311924048091</id><published>2009-08-20T15:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-20T17:55:46.669-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voltron'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird pics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='head explosions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='strange'/><title type='text'>Welcome, and some weird pics</title><content type='html'>Welcome to Meat Monkey's house of weirdness. This is a blog where Meat Monkey will post weird things. Nothing starts off a new blog like a bunch of pics. Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3RS6AeUNI/AAAAAAAAAew/S1TkGsNniIA/s1600-h/head_explody.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3512/headexplody.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3RIDa58uI/AAAAAAAAAeo/atX7hwB5J8g/s1600-h/Copy+of+PregnantWomen1.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372179866810184418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 381px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3RIDa58uI/AAAAAAAAAeo/atX7hwB5J8g/s400/Copy+of+PregnantWomen1.jpeg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3RDRziKkI/AAAAAAAAAeg/hfENI23gQsU/s1600-h/devil_lady.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372179784772233794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 100px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 100px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3RDRziKkI/AAAAAAAAAeg/hfENI23gQsU/s400/devil_lady.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3Q5gr0xzI/AAAAAAAAAeY/U8T9Vwl9tvw/s1600-h/timebot.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372179616967739186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 387px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3Q5gr0xzI/AAAAAAAAAeY/U8T9Vwl9tvw/s400/timebot.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1828/fishmobilesmall.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3QzascNwI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/fDxsCeoys1A/s1600-h/fishmobile.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3QtP2mWQI/AAAAAAAAAeI/QBjFGXINyb4/s1600-h/bootleg_bear.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372179406291097858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 370px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3QtP2mWQI/AAAAAAAAAeI/QBjFGXINyb4/s400/bootleg_bear.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4391/anglarfish.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3PMam4iEI/AAAAAAAAAd4/e4gMw7rn0r0/s1600-h/8-leggedcat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372177742730659906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3PMam4iEI/AAAAAAAAAd4/e4gMw7rn0r0/s400/8-leggedcat.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1802459781177689148-1175902311924048091?l=meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/feeds/1175902311924048091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/welcome-and-some-weird-pics.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1175902311924048091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1802459781177689148/posts/default/1175902311924048091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meatmonkeyweirdness.blogspot.com/2009/08/welcome-and-some-weird-pics.html' title='Welcome, and some weird pics'/><author><name>Hawanja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13158597818649606393</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2817/hw01hy7.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/So3RIDa58uI/AAAAAAAAAeo/atX7hwB5J8g/s72-c/Copy+of+PregnantWomen1.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
